Saturday, February 11, 2012

The two old ladies?

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local townhall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"





"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.





Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.





"What happened?"??asked her waiting friend.





"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."

The two old ladies?
Another good one
Reply:Tumb Up!
Reply:LOL Very funny
Reply:lmao!
Reply:lol like it
Reply:ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

10/10
Reply:dats funny
Reply:ha ha thanks for that it made me chuckle
Reply:I told my gran last week to start behaving her age.
Reply:Funny!! Didn't see that one coming..............
Reply:Good one thanks for sharing. lol
Reply:lol
Reply:oooookkkkaaaayyyyyyy.............. i don't really get it
Reply:The old ones are the best!
Reply:Golden oldie brilliant**
Reply:lol - but gross

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